Fairfield Citizen - Local/Regional -- Mysterious Large Feline is Sighted

Hi all. Sorry about the delay. Feelin' weird of late. Anyway, this place is only a short distance from where I live. This is the kind of cryptozoo/Forteana that really upsets me. No, not the fact that people are seeing cougars, the fact that the mainstream "science" people have difficulty with this. Are they freakin' nuts or what? It says plainly right there that cougars feed on deer as a natural standard course of events. Where is the largest population of deer in the US of A? FAIRFIELD COUNTY, CT people! Duh. And double Duh. I know a few scientists. None of them are like that. Well, they are Forteans as well, indicating the prescence of grey cell activity. I am just constantly amazed that people have difficulty with this. And why is it they can't concieve of a new bullshit line to replace the aging, hackneyed "escaped exotic pet" yarn yet again. These people need to be dragged from thier Volvos (another pariah of mine) and woken up. Jeez. Sorry.